Let's face it, we owners aren't all that good with languages. We can't bark properly. Our growls start in the wrong place. Even our best woofs aren't up to much!
So in the interests of better understanding, we've invented the world's first interactive Human/Dog Translator - The Bakers' Dogtionary.
Just type in what you want to tell your dog - "Dinnertime!", "Playtime!", "Get those muddy paws off my nice clean sofa!" - and the Dogtionary does the work. Of course, since you might find a few of the pronunciations difficult, it's a good idea to turn up the sound on your computer first.
Alternatively, get your canine chum to type in their own comments (larger breeds might struggle with this, so feel free to help), and the Dogtionary will translate them back into human for you.
It should help stop any misunderstandings about their favourite menu. After all, if dog's could speak human, they'd ask for Bakers Complete.
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